So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son, what did you do?” The guy goes, “Well… about a month ago, I stayed late at the library. When I went to leave, it started pouring like CRAZY. The librarian and I got stuck there all night and, uh… let’s just say we made the most of the storm. 😬” The priest raises an eyebrow but says, “That’s not great, but if it was a one-time thing, God can for